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calling a past ex in front of your future ex, brilliant
Sounds fun to get so drunk you can kill your liver, dignity and relationships all at once. Remind me not to try it.
Drunk or not, you acted like an asshole. I really hope your boyfriend breaks up with you. You should not have started a new relationship if you were not over your ex.
I think this should be your boyfriend's fml not Yours
Drinking is perfectly fine, but you shouldn't get so drunk that you aren't in control of what you're doing. I understand why this would be upsetting, but you totally brought this on yourself.
Typical selfish person. The same selfish person that thinks it's ok to date a guy and use him like an emotional tampon as she gets over her old ex, without feeling guilty, and then drunk call her past ex in front of her current ex, is the same type of girl that would then get sad about it happening, post it on fmylife.com and pretend SHE'S the one that got dicked over. So selfish!
Thank you so very much #37 I have never heard the term "emotional tampon" before and this made my day. I agree with you on what you said but I think those two words will forever be added to the top of my favorite list and I will look for opportunities to use it in the near future if possible.
numbers are safer :)
YDI for being a cruel bitch. Drunk or not no excuse.
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I feel more sorry for your BF than you. If you are really in love with your ex break it off.
Drunk words are sober thoughts, perhaps you should evaluate your current relationship standing if the feelings are genuine.