By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
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Michael_92 20

I feel more sorry for your BF than you. If you are really in love with your ex break it off.

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Drunk words are sober thoughts, perhaps you should evaluate your current relationship standing if the feelings are genuine.

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redbandit9877 12

I think pretty much anything on here that starts with "I got so drunk that" is an auto YDI lol.

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AboveAll04 14

Time for some Double Penetration ! lol

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shadowsorel 15

C'mon, there's more important things than DP...

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lysx84 24

Why can't people just stop being dicks? Condolences are with your most recent boyfriend.

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fml0505 22

No worries, you will be single soon! If your current boyfriend has a spine that is.

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sammyjanette 17

I will never understand why people get sloppy drunk. I just need a few wine coolers, and I'm good to go. That definitely helps me avoid situations like this. I feel sorry for your poor boyfriend. I bet that was hard to hear.

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icemand90 17

define "wine cooler" I have a "friend" that has a very large "wine cooler" that also stores milk, cheese, butter, condiments etc...

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dr_snow_bear 29

Getting sloppy drunk isn't really the problem. It's not knowing how to handle your drink that gets people in trouble.

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neeni88 23

Not knowing how to handle your drink leads to you getting "sloppy drunk."

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homiwan 13

Now dump your additional affair and we all can call you... TRIPLE X

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arsenicalhumor 30

That's awful. Either don't drink so much, or don't drink at all if your fun is going to hurt someone you care for.

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KLeePrice 11

Well it is a good thing that her current boyfriend found out sooner rather than later. Hopefully he want with her very long. And I don't think she was having fun at this point.

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ilovefall10 21

And you expect us to feel sorry for you?

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Ultimawolf25 19

Your poor current boyfriend. FML for him.

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perdix 29

Looks like you've gained another ex-boyfriend, but don't worry, there are lots of guys who are waiting to give you true love. Some of them are: Jack Daniels Jose Cuervo Sam Adams Captain Morgan (I hear he's got a boat!)

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perdix 29

#32, good point, it just goes to show there are plenty of fish in the sea if you know how to drink like one;)

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PincessBoff 6

Or Elijah Craig. Damn good man right there!

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