Miscellaneous: Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the...

By Anon - 25/05/2015 01:14 - United States - Twinsburg

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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Monday 25 May 2015 11:59

On a scale of 1 to 10, how pissed were you?

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Monday 25 May 2015 11:59

The side effects of FML

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dumpless 13

Monday 25 May 2015 16:00

Wow sucking up to the app to get posted. Just kidding fyl op.

vikky538 28

Monday 25 May 2015 16:11

Its proved. You can now control your bladder using FML app.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 25 May 2015 16:20

Admit it you found one so funny you almost wet yourself

mairelys 21

Monday 25 May 2015 16:22

Haha, exactly where I am reading this FML from!

sic0211 11

Monday 25 May 2015 17:10

I believe it's ******

beararm 11

Monday 25 May 2015 17:38

Pavlov...even if pawlow sounds cool

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 25 May 2015 17:57

Sounds like a pissy situation.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 26 May 2015 9:34

No just no

erindgentry 28

Monday 25 May 2015 18:45

I guess you could say this app makes you piss yourself..get it? No? Okay..

Tessa_11 19

Monday 25 May 2015 18:53

Hahahah I use it while going to the bathroom too.

Johnatron 18

Monday 25 May 2015 19:30

My new favorite FML.

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Today, while I selling merch at a festival, a volunteer lost her toenail. Not only did she immediately show me, but she then took a picture and showed everyone coming up to my station. I lost sales because she wouldn't leave. FML

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Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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Same thing different taste

Keeping warm

Sprinkler system

AKA taking a screenshot

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