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Now you really can say you're pissing yourself laughing
Wow.
that's actually impressive, i can't train my body to do anything
hate to be the bitch comment,but that's actually a little embarrassing....
If you hate it, why waste it?
When I was in the US Army in the 90's I beat off so much in the shower that to this day I still get a boner when it rains.
#23 you made me laugh so hard!!!
That's awesome!
I'm thinking of moving to Vancouver Island.
TMI TMI! lol ok I can't keep a straight face while posting this
you need to wear diapers
seems extreme for a one-time event. and if it happens often an absorbent pad would work fine :p
Focus on doing your business when you're in the bathroom. Believe me, a guy who dropped his phone in the toilet at least once.
I see your point, but the whole "I dropped my phone in the toilet" thing is a bit much.
good old cognitive behavioural.
That's classic.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how pissed were you?
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