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By Noname - 02/02/2013 19:23 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML
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Top comments

I just hope your boyfriend is banging someone else.

starberries 0

I hope her boyfriend is banging the same guy.

Comments

Yeah, praying to something that doesn't exist will do a lot of good.

if cheating is "a part of life" i guess rape, incest, blackmail. murder and genocide are all just "a part of life." Cheating is wrong (i'm not biased, i've done it and i feel like shit every time i think about it). and frankly there is NO excuse. Break up with your SO and move on but don't act like everything is fine and keep breaking their hearts. Cheating on someone is alot worse than breaking up with them. And whoever posted this, stop whining. Seriously, you have no right to complain about being in that situation when you're the reason it happened. This isn't being conservative, it's being humane. Don't torture people's hearts with this kinda sick crap.

NehNehPwn 20

One of the few people who have any logic here

wow. you need to be single or in love with someone and be stuck in an elevator with his secret lover.

alwaysalady 0

i think you are in a bad situation... if you have sex with either one... the other is going to tell the other. i think you shouldn'y have been cheating anyways.

i bet you wish they would have DP'd you in the elevator.. and jizzed in your eyes. cheating is terrible. leave the bf if you're not happy with him. duh. you are definitely just another hole to be crammed. hopefully you will be 50 and lonely with a baseball glove cooch. why do ***** have boyfriends? thats what Friends with Benefits are for... don't go around screwin up his life too.

quiksta 0

cheating bitches. you worthless skanks. you've probably had men ready to kill or die for you and played them straight up.

rulechibippl 0

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