By n3ov - 26/02/2013 04:33 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML
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2tonekid 6

I smell foul play... Does your wife happen to have a life insurance policy out on you?

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Llama1 10

Its seems that she might be cheating on you. Seeing that she didnt pick up your call but replied to you with a short and non interested answer.

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p36288 17

That's terrible. No matter how your wife react, that's terrible life i darenot to imagine. For i never heard or saw that dangerous weapon in my more twenty years old life.

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C94_ 0

Sorry she found another wiener

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YawMoney 14

I think she was very busy and read your text without thinking

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GhostxWalker 0

She's cheating on you

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PureEvil666 3

Is it possible that she thought that you were kidding? That would explain a lot.

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dreadbeat69 12

Cheating. Probably right then. Sorry, man, most women are ******...

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uniqueprume 4

You should be like " well when ur on your death bed about to die and u text me I'm just gonna be like k"

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wmayrhofer 18

Give her a break, she was reloading with the other hand.

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