By n3ov - 26/02/2013 04:33 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML
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2tonekid 6

I smell foul play... Does your wife happen to have a life insurance policy out on you?

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Llama1 10

Its seems that she might be cheating on you. Seeing that she didnt pick up your call but replied to you with a short and non interested answer.

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onorexveritas 23

wow, that's traumatic, im sorry op

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hienzburgess 9

YDI for seeking attention and sympathy from your wife. No one likes attention seekers.

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californianking1 8

I was about to ask 'Where do you live?!' But then i saw your location! And thats why we got my whole family outta Pakiland...too dangerous!

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AgentSmith79 9

It's not like shootouts in Pakistan are rare...

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kait154 7

Maybe she thought you were making up an excuse for being late? FYL OP

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Kitten_Calderon 14

He is my husband in real as well idiot.. Think before you talk. You know what doesn't count? Your sorry ass excuse for people skills

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adam_night 9

This reminds me of the time I almost died at school and after being in the hospital for a day all my friend could say was "sux 4 u"

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lucilu89 12

Dang I'm sorry. That was a pretty insensitive comment for your friend to make. Glad you're ok.

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