Intimacy: Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how...

By Jessie - 05/07/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By 3 More Months - 30/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Stanford

Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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By littl3storm - 12/05/2019 21:30

Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML

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By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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Caught in 4K

By ScrewU - 17/08/2022 19:59 - United States

Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Fanny flutters

By Crosby - 19/04/2024 09:00 - United States - Madison

Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML

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Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 11/12/2015 20:24 - United States - Porter

Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

hotttt...

ammmeor 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:14

at least she didn't show pictures of his dick...

Comments

EvaloutionBaby 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:43

maybe she wants to milk the cow?

ElainaCutsYou 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:49

I am insanely jealous, OP. ?

CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:51

why didn't you walk away?

soulfulemo 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:59

...."and I think I liked it." there, I finished the sentence for you. ;)

mr_miyagi 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:03

tiger ;)

shawnchevalier45 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:08

lmfao wow

carobug 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:19

I see how what she said wad disturbing, but the age and weight aren't all that important, just sayin'.

soulfulemo 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:16

ok how about I describe a wrinkled up chode(which I'm guessing) to you, and let's see how long you last

soulfulemo 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:18

^that being said; wrinkled and odd looking because of the age, and chode, because of the weight. does it matter now?

itsxbabyxjay 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:22

That's hot.

SmittyJA24 26

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:31

I'm so sorry for you, OP. Please remind your co-worker: ******* is like taking a shit: Everyone does it, and noboby wants to hear you talk about yours.

niplipsip 9

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:33

believe it or not, some people actually find great pleasure in talking about/showing pictures of their shit. imagine the kinds of sex details you'd get from them. unfortunately, I know all too well and not by choice. people like that are usually loud and quick to go public with their endeavors.