Intimacy: Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how...

By Jessie - 05/07/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

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Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2015 20:24 - United States - Porter

Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

hotttt...

ammmeor 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:14

at least she didn't show pictures of his dick...

Comments

MrXerxes5 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:25

I'm lucky to not be you. I would've made ''my coworker'' cry for doing that. You know, after throwing up.

green_eggs_and_h 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:29

Anybody else find it funny that Op said her coworker "banged on" about their sex life?

mr_miyagi 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:01

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:21

I did

green_eggs_and_h 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:52

Rhetorical question, Farley.

miniluda12 12

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:01

lolyes(x

goshpeople 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:29

At least they found one another so as not to contaminate the dating scene for vastly superior beings such as yourself.

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:14

29 you are wise one much think to be had brain titanic in universe

goshpeople 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:47

Uh... I'm flattered?

BaconDave 12

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:29

58- I ******* hate you and your comments. Just stop commenting.

all4pooh 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:30

You shoulda told her to get the f out your face

kmarrs 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:30

That might actually be a case for sexual harassment. I don't really know for sure, but it might be worth asking. It's amazing what falls under that. Describing her bf's dick in detail probably would.

xxmollyxx 25

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:33

Bit extreme

CateXOX 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:42

She didn't even see it, and she was not forced to stand and listen to her coworker. You're a total moron if you think this counts for anything near sexual harrasment.

shamille 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:53

It's not about OP's actions, it's about the coworker's actions.

pctech3 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:15

No doubt about that, it is.

livewire1701 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:00

Actually in California that is considered sexual harassment. it's covered in the hr videos you have to watch when you hire into a large company.

kmarrs 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:11

I don't think Cali is alone in that. I've sat through A LOT of "what is sexual harassment" meeting and I stand by what I said that this might count. Is it extreme enough that the OP should without a doubt report it, maybe not. But if she was highly offended by it, or it continues, she probably has a case.

kmarrs 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:14

I may or maynot be a moron, but I do have a history of working in management. I'm not 12 and spouting of an opinion, I'm an actual adult with training and experience. Sexual harassment isn't just grabbing someone's ass. It's any actions, comments, questions, etc of a sexual nature.

captainbj2 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:57

It is only sexual harassment if the op asked the person to stop, or made it known they were uncomfortable. since the op did neither, it is not.

green_eggs_and_h 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:31

You don't know that Op didn't says something or suggest that they were uncomfortable. So it could have been sexual harassment. Just saying.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:32

Just so I have this right, you listened for an hour instead of walking away. You looked at the topless picture. And you weren't tied down and forced to do either of these things, right? You're stupid.

Allstarr23 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:42

If they are stuck sharing a cubicle or the desks are close, OP doesn't really have a choice. People that actually work at work can't just wonder around.

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:18

40 ursfd just because their desks are close wouldnt mean op cant tell her coworker to stop talking. all these people on here are sfd they all think walking away is the only way to solve this. ursofuckingdumb

Allstarr23 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:25

go eat a bag of dicks. Some people just can't take a hint and actually won't stfu unless you walk away

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:30

well then instead of hinting you sack up and say 'i dont want to hear about your sex life so please stop youre making me uncomfortable now can we get back to work' or some variation of that. hinting is for ******* you gotta be assertive but you dont even have to be rude

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:47

Allstar, you say that people who work at work can't just wander. Clearly, if the coworker is talking about her sex life and showing pictures, then they aren't working, now are they? No matter how close their desks are, you're never forced to listen to shit and look at pictures. You can kiss my correct ass.