Sex and Love: Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told...

By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2016 15:59 - United States - De Soto

Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him. I realized he was drunk when he slurred, "Ya know, you're the only girl I've met that's fat AND flat chested!" There goes my self-esteem. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By Idontdance - 23/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML

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By Lisa - 11/12/2018 04:00 - Romania

Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By openmouthinsertfoot - 07/12/2010 17:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML

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A tale as old as time

By I'm_Not_Interested - 06/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Reno

Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML

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You deserved it 2 899

djdeathwish 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 18:06

When's your next party?!

StayClassy 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 18:09

So how was he?

Comments

meemz 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:32

should have just turned the FML to him by saying, im the host of the party, and u aint gonna sleep with me. ugly bastard.

katieatieay 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:06

#9, let this be your lesson on females for the day.

icanhazfmlz 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:29

Was it satisfying?

Easy_Target 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:42

Wow. That was unkind.

sensual_kidney 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 1:20

lol did you notch that? You are a ho and all

cheerleader25 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 21:05

it never said she was a hoe there are such things as rumors dude

noahmg10 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:35

haha yeah

Slim71 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 3:50

why are you saying FML? clearly you do that often if he heard you would sleep with anyone. So you must enjoy it.

Astrum14 24

Sunday 12 October 2014 9:26

Just because there's a rumor going around that someone will sleep with anyone doesn't make it actually true. People make shit up all the time. Could have been a vindictive ex, or a jealous "friend", or someone she turned down.

Eir_fml 1

Friday 20 February 2009 8:13

I would have had the (possibly hard?) choice of making him pay with his winnings and possibly more, or doing something crushing as possible after finding out who his friends were. I kinda doubt I would have slept with him though, if I were in that place.