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send a picture of the bills and say I'm leaving you
I wonder if the bill was sent to you on purpose to open your eyes to what's going on.
Not for nothing but am I the *ONLY* one who would send a female friend who he hadn't seen in awhile flowers with a note that said 'can't wait to see you?' REALLY?
If she was just a friend there would be no reason to keep her a secret.
Send him flowers with a tag saying "I can't wait to divorce you." ....
He's obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed (Aussie Slang for not very bright) sending the bill for both sets of flowers home to his wife. Personally I'd play dumb and start torturing the hell out of the asshole till the novelty has worn off. You don't need crap like him in your life, you deserve better ;)
in the UK this slang was so commonly used, it became a saying!
OP, i know it looks bad, but you have to trust that he wouldn't cheat. Trust makes a relationship. Maybe this "floozy" he is seeing is an old time friend or a family member or something like that. It doesn't necessarily have to be someone he is cheating on you with. Flowers and a note don't mean anything. A lot of people give flowers to old friends all the time. And he may be excited to reconnect! Just think positive. I don't have all the information, so i'm just assuming.
All though I see where you are coming from with your point, why would OP's husband feel the need to keep his "friend" a secret? The only reason I can think of for the husband to keep silent is if OP had a history or still is the jealous type that keeps her man on a short leash and doesn't allow him to have female friends especially. I don't think that is this the case with this FML but there is also not in depth details about her own personal problems either aside from what she had discovered with her husbands second set of flowers.
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Leave his stuff outside for when he gets back/ yard sale and change the locks. Cheating sucks. If you are not happy just leave, but don't stay with the jerk, makes you just as bad.
Send him a message or call saying "don't even bother coming home" and pack his shit up