By Justme - 05/06/2013 05:02 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML
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hottay7164 18

Leave his stuff outside for when he gets back/ yard sale and change the locks. Cheating sucks. If you are not happy just leave, but don't stay with the jerk, makes you just as bad.

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Quaileggs 12

Send him a message or call saying "don't even bother coming home" and pack his shit up

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

Show up at his hotel. All lingeried up like you really want him and watch him crumble.

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Jamerina3 10

take a picture of both bills with the caption "which ones were meant for me?" see what explanation he tries to use.

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perdix 29

Send the floozy another bunch of flowers with the note: "He has herpes and farts in his sleep. Now that he is yours, good luck getting the skid marks out of his tighty-whities!"

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simsgirlgem 25

send a picture of the bills and say I'm leaving you

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grumpybr 13

I wonder if the bill was sent to you on purpose to open your eyes to what's going on.

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BrotherTheo 31

Not for nothing but am I the *ONLY* one who would send a female friend who he hadn't seen in awhile flowers with a note that said 'can't wait to see you?' REALLY?

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morella_xx 29

If she was just a friend there would be no reason to keep her a secret.

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nikolkaw 9

Send him flowers with a tag saying "I can't wait to divorce you." ....

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WonkeyDonkey 10

He's obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed (Aussie Slang for not very bright) sending the bill for both sets of flowers home to his wife. Personally I'd play dumb and start torturing the hell out of the asshole till the novelty has worn off. You don't need crap like him in your life, you deserve better ;)

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ginawater19 13

Uhm I think we all know what "not the sharpest tool in the shed" means. Thank you.

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Faff 20

in the UK this slang was so commonly used, it became a saying!

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, not the brightest bulb on the tree, not the brightest crayon in the box, sharp as a marble, any others?

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unixdude 9

You are assuming she is a floozy. For all you know, you might be wife #2.

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Jjan04 14

OP, i know it looks bad, but you have to trust that he wouldn't cheat. Trust makes a relationship. Maybe this "floozy" he is seeing is an old time friend or a family member or something like that. It doesn't necessarily have to be someone he is cheating on you with. Flowers and a note don't mean anything. A lot of people give flowers to old friends all the time. And he may be excited to reconnect! Just think positive. I don't have all the information, so i'm just assuming.

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Cazz91 21

All though I see where you are coming from with your point, why would OP's husband feel the need to keep his "friend" a secret? The only reason I can think of for the husband to keep silent is if OP had a history or still is the jealous type that keeps her man on a short leash and doesn't allow him to have female friends especially. I don't think that is this the case with this FML but there is also not in depth details about her own personal problems either aside from what she had discovered with her husbands second set of flowers.

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