By gangstalicious - 08/05/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wow, way to be a nosy parent

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chabz_fml 0

@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.

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mcbeth 0

yeah i'm just curious as to why you chose the nickname gangstalicious???? double yoo tee eff

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Figureskater_15 0

#79 no thats not bad. I am 15 years old, never had a boyfriend and never kissed a boy NOT ALL teenagers are having sex at 15. And his dad is paying for the phone, and its simple as taking his phone from him when he wasnt looking and Im pretty sure there is another to look it up. My mom pays mine and she has the right to see what im texting, but then again i delete my msgs everyday and can only keep 100 msgs in my inbox (idk why, its just what the phone allows)

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Im fourteen, & I plan on staying a virgin untill I get a great bf and he is a great person and I feel that Im ready. SO NO ALL TEENS ARENT ******, but I do know a girl looser than a **** star, shittt I surprised she isn't. But anyway, that is really messed up for you to snoop. You are openly showing you don't trust your son, and that really isn't all that good of parenting. Me & my mom both have our own privacies. Neither of us would go through each others stuff. And I am pretty sure he wouldn't WANT to go through your stuff. So just extend that right. And if you are looking for dirt, then you WILL find it. Oh and get unlimited texting. And talk to your wife, get laid. Set up a schedule or do something romantic. That is probably why. *YDI/FYL.

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Jertastic 0

that is what unlimited texting and privacy is for.

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cantth1nk0fnam3 3

you deserved it for being nosy

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mattmag 0

While you're legally within your rights to look through his texts, you're a bit of a jerk for doing it. Would you wiretap him or follow him around like an FBI agent to see what he's up to? No (I hope not), because that would be an obvious invasion of privacy. No punishment will make him decide to give up on sex. If he's doing drugs or robbing people, that's a different story, but he's just doing the most natural act there is. As long as he's doing it safely, just be glad you have a son who is capable of finding girls to have sex with (I sure wasn't when I was in high school).

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Art_Vandeley 0

I predict he gets a gal pregnant before he`s 18.

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amandapanda1611 0

#8 it is sooooo easy to go over you texting limit by a thousand. i use almost 5,000 out going texts A MONTH. yes, its rediculous

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alex_vik 0

What the hell is it with people going "u shouldnt snoop bitch!1!!!1!"? As long as OP is paying the bill, they deserve to know why they have to pay so much extra for a certain month.

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wowfmlife 0

#79, NO! thats good!

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