By gangstalicious - 08/05/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wow, way to be a nosy parent

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chabz_fml 0

@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.

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were_giraffe 2

#1 - a nosy parent is a responsible parent Besides the parent is paying the bill... so if the kid doesn't like it, so what. He can always get a job and pay his own way. Too young for that? O well... it's called growing up.

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LiveLoveLife_fml 0

And thank ya were_giraffe aka #51... Sometimes parents need-a 'tower over the children' and take control of the 'rains' of their lives.

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idontgiveone 0

i totally agree with #1 altho i think that evry parent wud do taht if they hav to pay loadsa bills (?) anyway i think FHL. Today, after i got back from school, i instantly looked at my phone waiting for my girlfriend (hu'v i been having phone sex with) to call. I noticed that it wasn't at its usual place (i always leave it on my ps3). Turns out that my dad sneaked into my room to see how modern phones are used nowadays. FML.

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Crash92 0

You people are the most nosey dicks I have ever heard. Are you the parents that follow their kids to school to make sure they are going? Holy shit, you are the people that make me despise and loath everything about parents. The kids phone is his own personal privacy. IF you dont like something, take the phone, or cancel the service for the phone, but NEVER read the messages, those are just as personal as his phone calls or his regular conversations, though you would never bug his phone or put a wire on him, because that is his privacy. Show some damn trust. And what the **** did you expect to find? For the rest of you, its unlikely that the kid was sexting, the fact that he is having sex means he probably isnt doing that in mass quantities, he is probably just talking about sex. And #51. If he wanted him to pay the bill he wouldnt be paying it to begin with, the kid is 15, and by your logic if the kid had a job he could do whatever he wanted with his money. Judging by your tone you wouldnt be the type of parent who would actually give their kid that type of independence if it came down to it.

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kozak_fml 0

Male Prostitute, and dude, if your son is beating you, you better hit a stripper club and get laid!

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suadelaaa 0

teenagers are *****. my brother lost it when he was 13, i mean whatthefuckkkkk. and omg 55, chill out.

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renii_10 0

ok you can to read text messages online !!!! how do i know? my mom did it to me. that statement itself is an FML that isn't invading his privacy cause well HE'S FIFTEEN. honestly though, i know not eveyrone had sex at 15, but ALOT do. i'm in highschool (a specialized one at that) and MANY of the kids are having sex, and if not they really have done other things, including sexting. i know its messed up but, what is there to do really??

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VagMaster69 0

FAKE. YOU CANT READ THE MESSAGES. this is so stupid

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genius_man16 0

While I don't think that having sex at 15 is healthy or right (a little too young, 17ish is where i think it's alright, but that's just me) you should still get him some protection. If he's doing it already there isn't a way you are going to stop him. Besides, if you have a problem with him having sex at that age, you should only look at yourself for failing as a parent to teach him when you believe it is or isn't ok to start having sex. Also if you haven't had the 'sex' talk with him yet, now would be a good time.

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