By Cass - 29/03/2012 02:03 - Australia

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 813
You deserved it 28 759
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

stormer461 13

I don't get how smelling your own nose can be noticeable. All you have to do is breathe.

130 7

Comments

rubberduckie94 13

Wow! Thanks, I never knew smelt had different meanings until you came along.

0 2
fsamslife92 8

You got the feeling that your phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O.? So in the middle of class, you just suddenly remembered, "Oh shit! I was holding my phone in my stinky armpit while smoking earlier!"

3 0
BunBunBabe 8

That's when you really regret zoning out in class to try to smell something attached to your face...

0 0
talorylynn 4

"Smelt" isn't a word, moron... Perhaps try an English class after you bathe?

0 5
5t3ff1k4h 44

Ha, smart-ass got burned. Look things up to be SURE you're right before you make yourself look like an idiot and an asshole. Smelt is most definitely a word. Just like burnt and learnt.

2 0
linkinpark98 23

........Gross.

1 0
KatieKupcake4195 9

How do you smell your own nose? I understand smelling the INSIDE of your nose (like a previous comment said: You just breathe), but how oh how do you smell the outside of your own nose? Ô_ô

0 2
heartgrenade1 5

Jesus Christ learn some goddamn English. The past tense of "smell" is "smelled". "Smelt" is the past tense of "smelting", a process used to extract metal from an ore. Stop being so retarded, use proper English, and take a shower once in a while and you won't smell like cigarettes and BO.

0 2
indigofire1230 3

#81 is correct. Smelt is still correct. Up here in Canada where I am, and in the US as far as I know, smelled is more common now, but smelt is considered still valid as the past tense of smell. Smelt tends to be more common in England than North America, as far as I know. If I'm incorrect feel free to correct me. But yes, in Canadian and American English, the use of smelt there is still correct. Except when referring to the fish "smelt" and producing metal from ore "smelt", of course. :P

1 0