Miscellaneous: Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and...

By scared for life - 29/01/2012 16:23 - United States

Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML

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By Grandma has no filter - 08/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML

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Earplugs, stat!

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 06:00

Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

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Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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Red handed

By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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Recycled material

By AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 06/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my parents and I went out to lunch with my grandma, where my mom proceeded to tell my grandma the same five or six stories she always tells her. My grandma does not have dementia or Alzheimer's. NOBODY in my family does. I, however, have great exasperation from wanting to hear something else. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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flockz 19

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:51

dementia is terrible!! it affects thousands of people around the world. how could you say that? dementia is terrible!! it affects thousands of people around the world. ass.

CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:38

At least you can talk to her, be grateful she isn't completely brain dead. But I'm sorry that does still suck.

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Swagg47 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:49

Ha walk away..

silentbutfunny 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:50

Isn't that alztimers? (i know i spelt it wrong, don't freak xo)

12vballchick12 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:52

Dementia is kind of a pre-Alzheimers. Alzheimer's is supposedly worse. Dementia is more short term memory loss, Alzheimers is a bit of both

Savra_fml 17

Sunday 29 January 2012 20:01

Dementia is not a single disease. And #20, google if you must, but I would not be taking the advice of a 13 year old on FML.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:12

Dementia is not pre-anything, nor is it short-term anything. In layman's terms, dementia is senility. Alzheimer's dementia is just one type of dementia, and there are mild and severe forms of it. 12vballchick12, I realise you're only 13 (yes, I read your profile), but if you don't know what something is, don't try to define it. All that does is propagate misinformation.