Miscellaneous: Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and...

By scared for life - 29/01/2012 16:23 - United States

Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML

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By Grandma has no filter - 08/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML

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Earplugs, stat!

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 06:00

Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

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Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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Red handed

By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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Recycled material

By AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 06/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my parents and I went out to lunch with my grandma, where my mom proceeded to tell my grandma the same five or six stories she always tells her. My grandma does not have dementia or Alzheimer's. NOBODY in my family does. I, however, have great exasperation from wanting to hear something else. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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Sunday 29 January 2012 19:51

dementia is terrible!! it affects thousands of people around the world. how could you say that? dementia is terrible!! it affects thousands of people around the world. ass.

CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:38

At least you can talk to her, be grateful she isn't completely brain dead. But I'm sorry that does still suck.

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husky22 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:05

who was this man on tv??? XD

vucui 21

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:21

As awkward as it is, be glad you still have a gram. :) And on the plus side, it's a great story to share later in life!

DjeePee 24

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:29

My grandmother-in-law has dementia and she called some familymembers yesterday to say I was pregnant...

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:33

Poor you, and Dementia. . . FYL

thatguyyx 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:34

How funny! I hope you still spend as much time with her as possible. My last two great grandmothers (the only two I knew) both had Alzheimer's and had it for a while, and then died within a day of each other. You'll look back and miss it!

cjg2013 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:35

hmm. I dont remember being old or on TV for that matter.

jcp012000 5

Monday 30 January 2012 0:00

Your comment is just ridiculous.. :|

bobberto100 2

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:40

We are gonna give you a quiz to see how much you Remember

mama2b3 20

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:41

At least that sounds entertaining, she could have been watching/explaining something a lot more boring.

jsdunham 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:58

Sounds more like Alzheimer's to me.

parapeople 5

Monday 30 January 2012 1:18

Alzheimer's is a type of dementia.

buttercupbbe3 2

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:10

First off. You say and complain you had to listen to her explain it five times. Well guess what. When she passes away. You are gonna wish you had not been an ass.