Miscellaneous: Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and...

By scared for life - 29/01/2012 16:23 - United States

Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML

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By Grandma has no filter - 08/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML

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Earplugs, stat!

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 06:00

Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

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Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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Red handed

By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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Recycled material

By AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 06/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my parents and I went out to lunch with my grandma, where my mom proceeded to tell my grandma the same five or six stories she always tells her. My grandma does not have dementia or Alzheimer's. NOBODY in my family does. I, however, have great exasperation from wanting to hear something else. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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flockz 19

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:51

dementia is terrible!! it affects thousands of people around the world. how could you say that? dementia is terrible!! it affects thousands of people around the world. ass.

CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:38

At least you can talk to her, be grateful she isn't completely brain dead. But I'm sorry that does still suck.

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

Monday 30 January 2012 1:44

At least she isn't telling you that you're her type.

Clamcreepy 7

Monday 30 January 2012 1:51

My grandma has the same condition. It's sad to see her like that. Sorry OP :(

MissFits_fml 6

Monday 30 January 2012 2:33

She's probably talking from personal experience as to why that 'old man in TV' is a sex god. loljk, OP. Wouldn't want to scar your mind than it already is. Umm... Change the channel to Jeopardy and enjoy her company as much as you can. :)

DeOilers 9

Monday 30 January 2012 3:40

Have you seen the schticky commercial? "Tired of your shedding pussy?!"

eviegirl247 0

Monday 30 January 2012 5:38

If I were her, I'd be happy to have someone like you:)

LilysTillie 7

Monday 30 January 2012 7:12

I would give anything in the world to have more time with my Grandpa, despite him not knowing who I was due to Alzheimer's. Your grandma having dementia...that definitely sucks & had you ended your story there, I would've been with you saying FYL, but you whining because you have to listen to the same story over again? Selfish, in my opinion, OP! Appreciate that you can still spend time with her & she is cognizant enough to talk about what she's watching, not having hallucinations. F your Grandma's life!

bubo_fml 10

Monday 30 January 2012 19:02

When I was a kid, I used to hide my Granfather's dentures & wouldn't give them back 'til he whistled "Yankee Doodle Dandy!" He'd try to whistle but just make sounds like he's blowing up a balloon. Then, he'd get pissed off & wind up chasing me around the house his cane. Sometimes, he'd catch me & whoop my ass! Good times!

mdmenchaca 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:33

Shouldve walked away, she probably would've forgotten you were there in a couple of seconds.

jaynedough 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:59

Be happy you still have her around

To_Die_For 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 5:27

Best thing to do... Considering she forgets, is either say that you already know he is a sex god when she starts talking, So she will think she does not have to explain hopefully (Sometimes they still get confused and explain), Someone said change the channel, that is a good idea cause she will just forget and watch something else. Or even just bring up a magazine or something so you don't keep coming back to this topic. In aged care homes where there is the dementia section, They will come up to you and ask when their mum or dad is taking them home. And you kinda have to humour them saying stuff like "They rang and said they are running a bit late. Your welcome to have a cup off tea and watch TV for now??" It sounds mean but it's how people are trained to deal with them.