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By thatisnotcool45 - 09/12/2011 05:22 - Canada

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 135
You deserved it 2 724

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Your best friend must have an old woman fetish

Beebow_fml 5

3 generations up? I'm going to guess you're both rather young which makes this even more disturbing.

Comments

That makes her your.....step- greatgrandaunt?

Steve95401 49

This is very complicated. Does that make her a GILF or a G-GILF (Great-Grandmother I'd Like to Boink). Yikes

RedPillSucks 31

That would be GGILB. Technically, it's GGAILB (Grand Aunt)

RedPillSucks 31

How the hell does he/she/it deserve this???

perdix 29

Some people like the dryness of post-menopausal women and lack of periods. Also, he could pound her day and night and not have to worry about pregnancy. At first, I found this gross, but I think I'm talking myself into something ;)

Hey Perdix, once you knock the dust off and slather on some Astroglide it's nothing but smooth riding...give it a try. If you're good you get a cookie and some milk.

perdix 29

And I assume you are referring to store-bought milk from a bottle.

Petunia888 13

I love vegetables...they just lay there! XD

FMLsOhilarious 6

I never knew something like this would ever happen

jpoole 4

Her grandmothers aunt, he must have visited her on her death bed. Now that's ****** up