Love: Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and...

By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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Where am I?

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML

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By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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Seeing other people

By kayla53 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Elmer

Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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weedow2 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:02

wtf.........

killabee 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:03

I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???

Comments

NightGod 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 10:57

Umm...if she has a boyfriend and isn't dating you, she's not "the love of (your) life", she's the "focus of your obsession". Try finding a woman who is actually willing to reciprocate your feelings, it's called a relationship...

time4coffee 3

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:34

You must be desperate to have a threesome with your ex and her new boyfriend

summer16 2

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:11

then why were u with her in the first place when her boyfriend was coming back from far away?? wouldn't u want to leave them alone? and how did the boyfriend even let u sleep on the same bed with him and his gf? wouldn't it be awkward?