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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
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agsilver 14

Here's a tip, NOONE ******* CARES

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dookiedoo 0

It's really the only known weakness of team Jacob.

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skidoo800HO 2

Everyone needs the three S's before they are ready for the day. Shower, shave, and shit

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brrarm 17

How do we know it's dog shit or you are sleepwalking {remembering pile was huge........}? Lol at #63 three S's :)

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Epic_Times 10

There's definately more to this story...

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StromyG2 10

Do you sleep walk? Maybe that didn't belong to a dog.

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SinfulEnd 20

Are you sure it was a dog? I know when I first break into houses, my imidiate reaction is to take a dump.

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