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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By KittenShitz - 25/12/2019 14:00

Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML

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By Cat poo - 23/12/2024 16:00 - United States - Smithtown

Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By simple living - 29/04/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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thecowbellskit 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 1:09

i hate when that happens.

agsilver 14

Friday 30 November 2012 2:43

Here's a tip, NOONE ******* CARES

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sweet_as_arsenic 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 8:03

LOL dang invisible rotweilers...

jake1246 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:29

lmao #9. that's gotta be it.

CaptainSarcasm 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:13

That happened to me. Only with my experience, I looked down and saw that the "dog shit" I stepped in was really just my carpet.

no_door 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 10:31

Today, my neighbor pissed me off, so i broke into his house and took a shit on the floor. FHL!!!

Craig92EIRE 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 1:01

haha i seriously doubt thats dog shit

crazycornn 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:41

haha totally this is twilight zone material

ryguy997 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:43

LOL 16 that's epic.

Retillias 0

Monday 22 March 2010 22:32

Damn those invisible dogs and their lack of house training

icall_BS 0

Monday 5 April 2010 9:22

A HUGE pile? What kinda ******* dogs are we dealing with?

thatonek1d 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 7:28

i knew someone who once sleptwalked to their closet, opened it, pissed on their clothes in their closet, shut the closet, and got back in bed. all without waking up.