By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
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Same thing different taste

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If you don't have a dog, how do you know it was dog shit..? This is too much of a cliff hanger for me.

*lol* Sleepshitting! Have never heard that word before! But Urban Dictionary knows it, so it must be real ;)

kyreej1 0

Uhhhh guess who isn't very smart...