Miscellaneous: Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to...

By fuck you with a bacon cock - 04/04/2014 22:07 - United Kingdom - Forres

Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my "vegan" housemate eating a turkey sandwich. This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do after he noticed me was drop the sandwich and claim he'd been sleepwalking. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fuckedbyahipster - 15/06/2013 16:13 - Finland

Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML

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Go vegan

By Done - 24/11/2020 05:02 - Italy

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML

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Hypocrisy

By Anonymous - 02/05/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML

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Well played

By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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Go vegan!

By Sad wife - 17/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, after weeks of me "forgetting" to buy meat and animal products, my husband asked to talk. I was hoping he was getting the hints that I wanted us to go vegan. He wanted me to get checked for early-onset dementia. FML

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One step beyond

By Go vegan! - 06/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By McDonald's it is then - 30/05/2023 10:00

Today, getting tired of my usual turkey/tuna salad/chicken sandwiches, I made a pot of soup to take to work for lunch. My girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night to forage for snacks, spilled it all over the floor, and woke me up to clean it. FML

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asapp78 16

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:56

Nothing to see here folks! Nothing to see...

Le_Doctor 10

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:59

Never got how people are vegan... I mean you're getting rid of bacon!

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disney_blonde 16

Saturday 5 April 2014 7:31

Revenge: cook bacon and cook it often.

0ss 12

Saturday 5 April 2014 7:40

Now you have ammunition for when he lectures you next.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 5 April 2014 7:41

If he tries to say anything n the future tell him "I can't hear you over your hypocrisy."

ea247 20

Saturday 5 April 2014 7:54

SMH -_- ******* hypocrites

1947Chevy 17

Saturday 5 April 2014 8:11

Now that's when you say if your eating meat while sleep walking then that's a good sign of protein deficiency. Even if it's not true it's still clever and it makes a point that you are no buying it

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 5 April 2014 8:19

Bacon I can understand...unless it was turkey bacon

91hayek 31

Saturday 5 April 2014 9:52

What are you doing snacking at night? Sounds like you two are creeping around trying not to get caught indulging lol.

91hayek 31

Saturday 5 April 2014 15:24

I take morning to be anytime past midnight. Not just after the sun has risen.

91hayek 31

Saturday 5 April 2014 17:33

I take night to to mean anytime it's dark. Evening to be anytime that is before midnight. When I say last night I mean the evening before. Writing it out makes me realize why its confusing.