By fuck you with a bacon cock - 04/04/2014 22:07 - United Kingdom - Forres

Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my "vegan" housemate eating a turkey sandwich. This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do after he noticed me was drop the sandwich and claim he'd been sleepwalking. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Nothing to see here folks! Nothing to see...

Never got how people are vegan... I mean you're getting rid of bacon!

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In my opinion, most vegans are only in it so they can pretend they're better than people with normal diets. I've yet to meet a vegan who doesn't constantly brag about their lentil and soy diets

It's probably just an act to fool you into buying all the meat and dairy he consumes. Veges are so much cheaper. On another note, opinionated vegans are so annoying. I like bacon.

martin8337 35

I have no problem with vegas just let me eat what I want and they can eat what they want and leave me be.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

She's probably a pescatarian. Someone who eats fish, but not the flesh of other animals.

Make good use of this. If he ever hassles you about eating meat again ask him, 'what should I be having? A nice turkey sandwich?' Hypocrite needs to be told.

skyeyez9 24

They do it cause they think giving up all meat products makes them morally superior. They (like your roommate) harass you if they see you eating meat and trying to impose their lifestyle on you by spouting how many cows are killed...etc Kind of like a politician writing laws to make prostitution wrong and impose jail time, and is himself caught with a hooker.

now its your turn to harass ...go get him...

To me, being a "preachy" pescatarian is pure nonsense. You're basically saying "some animals deserve to die and other don't, and I get to choose each ones". If someone is going to stop eating meat because of animal rights, specially so if they're going to preach to others about it, I expect them to at least be true to what they preach and be completely vegan. The only reason I can see for being a pescatarian is if the meat free diet is for health purposes.