By fuck you with a bacon cock - 04/04/2014 22:07 - United Kingdom - Forres

Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my "vegan" housemate eating a turkey sandwich. This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do after he noticed me was drop the sandwich and claim he'd been sleepwalking. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Nothing to see here folks! Nothing to see...

Never got how people are vegan... I mean you're getting rid of bacon!

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There are so many people that claim they are vegetarians and vegans that actually eat meat. It drives me bonkers.

I tried being a vegan because of my respect for animals, but I simply couldn't resist the temptation of delicious, delicious, DELICIOUS meat. Instead of harassing him, try talking to him. Be the bigger person! Tell him as long as he respects YOUR way of living, you'll respect HIS. That way he won't eat meat, he won't harass you for doing it, and you'll be just fine living with each other :)

On the plus side he might stop lecturing you about your eating habits now you've found out he was lying. And if he doesn't, reminding him of his hypocrisy will probably do the trick.

I once some awful-looking cheap candy that said "suitable for vegans" on the label. I guess vegans who eat that care about the animals' but not their own lives.

LOL wtf. Ew. I hate vegans like that. POSER!

I'm sure that wasn't the only meat he'd had in his mouth that day....

My aunt is a cook and she told my friend (who turned vegan this year) that vegans can still eat turkey or chicken. Don't believe me or not idc

Then your aunt is a dumbass and has no idea what a vegan actually is.

I wonder what tree your aunt thinks chicken grows on.

If I were a vegan or vegetarian, I'd rather not eat in your aunt's restaurant ...

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YDI for living with a vegan!