By DJJayLee - 23/06/2014 05:45 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML
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DJJayLee 12

strip clubs aren't union. we have a total of 14 employees at this club and the GM would rather fire everyone and hire new people than deal with that. I'm 1 of 3 that have worked here longer than a year.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Where on earth do you work, the liquor store?

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Saraj07 18

Really hoping none of your bosses opperate heavey machinery at your place of work.

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Makayla18_18 13

You're a disgusting ***** anyway

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ThepurpleCow 19

One. Strip clubs are actually nice places sometimes. Two he's a guy. He can do whatever he wants. Three **** you!

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ThepurpleCow 19

Plus ****** are girls. Get your facts straight bitch!

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becccers 14

Reading this when sleep deprived is too much of a damn chore.

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Abinayaselvaraju 7

May be you not being drunk is the problem. Hmmmm.....

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Reaperbunni 4

Report them for drinking and driving one night

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talkinshlt 2

I'm assuming if you know that your boss, the general manager and the owner all drink on the job, and they know you do, or did up until 3 weeks ago, then they're probably aware of each other's bourbon breakfast's, liquid lunches and bubbly breaks. Is it possible that this is a situation where the bottle rolls down hill and you're being targeted to deflect the attention from them? If so, I'd recommend hiring an alcoholic assistant to keep the trend going. Preferably a cute female who can handle her booze and loves to cut it loose on the clock. Because drunk or not, or unless you work at a men's clothing store, there don't seem to be enough gender diversity at your place of employment. Unless that's why everybody is staying plastered around there in the first place.

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jbuckets_404 38

#115: Wtf? He works at a strip club where there's just as many gals - if not more - as guys working. And being the dj - not owner or manager - how would he ever get permission to get an assistant esp. for one whose job duties are solely drinking liquor (aka profits)? Duh!

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jbuckets_404 38

#115: The gals who do drink liquor do so either for "liquid courage," to encourage customer spending, and/or as a perk (just like the mgrs & owners). Have you actually ever patronized a strip club? If so, then you would understand the dynamics, reqts, & stresses of that particular type of workplace by those that work there.

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