By katluvnc - 03/12/2015 14:02 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I grazed my hand over the bottom of my desk's keyboard tray, and found something sticky. I gagged when I realized it was jizz, and I immediately washed my hands and wiped everything. I then checked my browser history, which was full of porn. Thanks, roomie. FML
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katluvnc 10

Computer is now password protected. It wasn't before cause I let him use my computer for school work, but obviously, he was using it for other purposes!

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Top comments

Mynamewontfi 40

Disgusting! Who would do such a terrible thing? Hasn't he learned to wipe his browser history?

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cacheson 41

You guys should have a serious talk about boundaries!

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Comments

derangedplanet 23

Oh the joys of more DNA shared than anyone would ever prefer

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Mathalamus 24

This is highly disturbing.

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Queen_of_Night 20

Time for password protection OP. If it were me, I would have cleaned the rest up with his pillow.

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HotFrosty 14

Unless it's his computer. He would never be allowed to use mine again. We all know people wack, we just don't need proof.

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cathrope 10

Reminds me of the song "The Internet is for ****." But yea, a serious talk about boundaries needs to be had pronto.

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nikkibug321 9

give him a talk that is nasty!

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alexisaurus 20

I dunno. Some guys like nasty talk. Sounds like a bad idea for OP.

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zaidthunder1 27

If you stay with a guy, you can expect the ****, however the **** was uncalled for.

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ezrajab 22

I would put a password on you computer pronto

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