By katluvnc - 03/12/2015 14:02 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I grazed my hand over the bottom of my desk's keyboard tray, and found something sticky. I gagged when I realized it was jizz, and I immediately washed my hands and wiped everything. I then checked my browser history, which was full of porn. Thanks, roomie. FML
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katluvnc 10

Computer is now password protected. It wasn't before cause I let him use my computer for school work, but obviously, he was using it for other purposes!

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Top comments

Mynamewontfi 40

Disgusting! Who would do such a terrible thing? Hasn't he learned to wipe his browser history?

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cacheson 41

You guys should have a serious talk about boundaries!

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Comments

jeffprobs 29

**** is like sneezing, its okay to sneeze but never leave a sticky mess

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justingug76 14

How hard is it when your roomate cannot even grab a box of Kleenex? Certainly this was a situation that was very sticky.

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Zanquis 22

It was probably very hard for him at that moment. But he could have atleast cleaned up when all was soft again..

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schreibergx93 19

Forget wiping the history, does he not know how to use a tissue?

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dirty_dan_ 15

That's nasty. Make that animal clean it up and sanitize everything

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Tannasgh 22

Ever heard of a user account password?

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quarterbird 18

This is one of those situations where assault should be justifiable...

2 1
LaLince 40

YDI for not protecting your computer with a password.

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leogachi 15

@32 She deserved to get a handful of her roommate's semen because she didn't password protect her computer?

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Enkeria 30

Maybe put a password on the computer? That's disgusting!

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TheLastCenturion 19

There's this thing called a password for your computer. Use it.

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Jachin357 28

well, lick it up then.

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