By katluvnc - 03/12/2015 14:02 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I grazed my hand over the bottom of my desk's keyboard tray, and found something sticky. I gagged when I realized it was jizz, and I immediately washed my hands and wiped everything. I then checked my browser history, which was full of porn. Thanks, roomie. FML
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Computer is now password protected. It wasn't before cause I let him use my computer for school work, but obviously, he was using it for other purposes!

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Top comments

Mynamewontfi 40

Disgusting! Who would do such a terrible thing? Hasn't he learned to wipe his browser history?

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cacheson 41

You guys should have a serious talk about boundaries!

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ThePaperDragon 31

Well, that is much closer than many people ever get to their roommates!

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Mynamewontfi 40

Disgusting! Who would do such a terrible thing? Hasn't he learned to wipe his browser history?

187 4
Theglc20 27

And hopefully the rest of the splashzone

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olpally 32

Toss it in the trash and light it on fire. Gahhhh :/

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cacheson 41

You guys should have a serious talk about boundaries!

146 3
Oogly979 8

Wow your roommate is a vile and disgusting cretin who either doesn't respect you at all or was brought up like an animal. I'd ditch him as soon as you can!

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pixierara 28

This is why I'm happy I don't live with roommates ?

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jerryj 27

You sound quite unsure. It seems that in fact you desire some guy's cum over yourself and your belongings.

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91hayek 31

mehhh ..... It's Friday so I'll count it.

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MassiDelta 28

Sorry for making your eyes bleed with this horrible pun

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91hayek 31

Horno strikes again. There's a reason why he is living with you and not his dad anymore.

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