By katluvnc - 03/12/2015 14:02 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I grazed my hand over the bottom of my desk's keyboard tray, and found something sticky. I gagged when I realized it was jizz, and I immediately washed my hands and wiped everything. I then checked my browser history, which was full of porn. Thanks, roomie. FML
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katluvnc 10

Computer is now password protected. It wasn't before cause I let him use my computer for school work, but obviously, he was using it for other purposes!

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Mynamewontfi 40

Disgusting! Who would do such a terrible thing? Hasn't he learned to wipe his browser history?

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cacheson 41

You guys should have a serious talk about boundaries!

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Railroader 16

Sounds like a sticky situation.

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leogachi 15

If I were you, I would just move the entire computer into my bedroom. I don't think I'd ever use that desk again, though.

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tiredofwaiting 25

Put a password on and definitely talk to him about his unacceptable behaviour.

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PokemonMaster0 15

Put a password on your computer. Problem solved. If you want to call him out, change your wallpaper to some text saying "no fapping allowed."

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katluvnc 10

Computer is now password protected. It wasn't before cause I let him use my computer for school work, but obviously, he was using it for other purposes!

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The_ghetto_mango 25

That is one of the most foul acts I have ever heard. What's the big deal with **** anyway?

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The_ghetto_mango 25

It's like watching two worms have sex. It's gross, and pretty much, in my opinion, shouldn't even exist.

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