Transportation: Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor...

By Username - 27/01/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

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By duhitskelly94 - 24/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2009 09:38 - United States

Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML

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By WAPmeBaby - 25/08/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML

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By OhGodKillMeNow - 26/12/2009 11:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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By cheesylad - 10/06/2017 06:00 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML

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Next time, text me instead

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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musicmaniac925 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:11

so turn on the radio...

sarcdude 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:13

Be grateful you're lucky enough to even /have/ a girlfriend . it's tough to find one for the rest of us

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J0yce 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:59

LOL, I feel you man. xD

llamass 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:15

taylor swift sucks arse..

Jason_Q 4

Monday 19 April 2010 10:53

Hahahahaha!

xxochristineox 3

Sunday 25 July 2010 5:13

dude, you're from France, don't go to Vegas...& turn the radio on & buy your girlfriend a slurpee lol

iamwinnars 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 13:41

or u could stop at the cd store stupid

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 2:20

tell her to give you head. problem solved. 

JakeTheGr8 0

Friday 27 August 2010 0:39

How could you be 10 hours away from Las Vegas if you live in France?

Bobby64 29

Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:00

Umm, who said the OP lives in France?

barricadebabe 15

Monday 8 July 2013 8:56

There's this thing called a vacation...

happysmartg 5

Monday 28 February 2011 1:22

there's this great invention now, it's called a radio.

lilmisslovely13 15

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:39

well is she?

aarrfff 4

Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:15

bad times

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