Work: Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten... - FML

By lizlala - 28/07/2014 17:34 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML

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lizlala 15

Tuesday 29 July 2014 21:39

Hi! I'm the OP! Thanks for the comments :) The exam did actually go well, even with the distractions :P The reason nobody said anything was probably because 1) it would be super awkward to sit through the rest of the exam 2) as soon as the test was done, you had to leave the classroom (no talking as it could distract others still taking the test) 3) Talking/laughing/moving could be seen as cheating (and nobody wants to be thrown out of a final test that can only be taken once a year) Everyone was sending eachother "please let this stop"-looks, though XD (The guard on the other hand, was just pretending like nothing)

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DigitalDoctor 2

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:44

Did he burp and fart in morse code? 1-B, 2-D, 3-A...

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Thursday 31 July 2014 11:22

I hope you passed (your test, that is)!

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False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 29 July 2014 0:29

Hope some of it was multiple choice, then you could just take you best gas while trying to filter the smells.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 29 July 2014 7:22

Well how did the exam go?

_DudeGuy_ 16

Tuesday 29 July 2014 7:34

I just came back to this website after a long time. I saw that Perdix was banned and that DocBastard stopped posting? Someone care to explain about Perdix? I assume Doc's situtation was subsequent of Perdix being banned.

_FML_Austin_ 12

Tuesday 29 July 2014 7:38

let's just hope you passed the test as she passed gas...

killer0689 20

Tuesday 29 July 2014 7:53

lmfao.. exam with entertainment of drum beats

TerraShadow 18

Tuesday 29 July 2014 8:30

I feel your pain. One time my high school had a four hour lockdown and the kid sitting next to me got so scared that he had such bad gas, it gets worse, he crapped himself and we weren't allowed to move.

juanschwartz 18

Tuesday 29 July 2014 18:42

Oh my god

loathingloser 14

Tuesday 29 July 2014 8:32

So Jack Black is playing R.L Stine in a 'Goosebumps' movie.

juanschwartz 18

Tuesday 29 July 2014 8:36

Funky,

jagma_fml 14

Tuesday 29 July 2014 8:53

imagine the guards day... "had to proctor a 5 hour exam with bad gas... the looks i got nearly killed me. fml"

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 29 July 2014 8:55

Embarrassing for her not so much for you.

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