By mmmretail - 25/05/2013 05:09 - Australia - Bairnsdale

Today, I had a customer tell me how much she regretted not aborting her expected child, how much she hates the father, and described to me in immense detail what it is like to pee while pregnant. All within the 30 seconds it took me to serve her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 978
You deserved it 3 307

Same thing different taste

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She must if been talking very fast... Did she rap it to you?

"Now let me tell you about my child, Wanted to have her aborted, 'cuz she wild, The father sucks, he looks like a duck, owns a shitty pick-up truck, and the pregnancy was terrible, the birth? Unbearable. The worst part was when I had to pee, Couldn't just sit down I had to lean, If I made a mess I would have to clean, It, yes, clean it all up, ******* smelled terrible; made me throw up, So what's up? I would like to order my meal, Chicken wings with fries, sounds like a nice deal, I would also like some coke, No ice 'cuz I easily choke, I'll also like some salad on the side, trying to watch my weight, I'm not trying fat up again 'cuz I'm on a date."

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Wait....when you're pregnant, it feels different when you pee?

**** her kid's life. It sounds like s/he is going to have the rough childhood of an unwanted child...

an3ph 20

Think of that poor kids life. That's the real sob story.

Sounds like she is the one who shoulda wrote the fml!!

So irritating when strangers decide they need to share that kind of details. Especially when you're working, so you have to pretend you care-_-

So she wanted to abort a perfectly healthy child, just because she hated the father? What a STUPID reason to want to terminate a pregnancy. Hey, each to their own when it comes to that touchy subject but the way i see it - My husband drives me crazy sometimes but that's no excuse to abort our kids. She should stop being so selfish. there isn't just her anymore.

I thought that was going to end with "I'm her daughter".

His word was Yolo, he was my home boy He used yellow spray paint to leave his tag, and his step was full of swag We did the cha-cha, behind the Wa-wa and now I'm knocked-up and peein nars, and he's in lock-up for taggin bars What am I drinking? I'll have a Fanta Your desserts are the best here, so i'll skip the rest dear, and have a sundae, yes with banana

brittyed 11

Aww, she just needed to vent, OP. Hopefully she considers adoption if she's that regretful.

Well I see that the customer will never be winning mother of the year.