Love: Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month....

By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By im_not_me - 09/12/2009 12:31 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 23:51 - United States

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML

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mintcar 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:36

You were " seeing " her for a month. That doesn't mean you were in a relationship. You probably wanted to take thing slow and I'm sorry it ended the way it did. FYL, but next time make sure you communicate.

mopar309 2

Saturday 5 February 2011 16:12

I pity the fool...

Comments

pengin 13

Monday 7 February 2011 5:50

Aww I'm so sorry for you :((( Same thing just happened to me a few weeks ago-- and I'm a girl. What's even sadder, the guy started contact/ interest in me and was relentless. For a few months we were chatting and hung out etc, getting closer (I'm quite weary of guys) & started to like him-- then BOOM he did that :/ It was basically "WTF dumbass" moment x.x

Felling 14

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:56

The exact same thing happened to me as well a few months ago.. :c

anettes 7

Monday 7 February 2011 7:39

aw. I'm sorry.

onrk1234 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:57

Man this acctually happen to me...hope were not talking about the same girl x/ but ive been talking to the girl for 3 years,2 of which she had a boyfriend, and she needed time to recover for the relationship....then i moved away and still talk to her a lot then out of the blue BAM she goes out with a guy she hasent met in person AND IS IN THE SAME STATE AS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!FML

chels21 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 6:53

So sorry that happened. You are probably a good guy too. Just don't lose faith, not every single girl is like that. I'm a girl, and I wouldn't even come close to doin anything like that. You don't her anyway. You don't need someone like that. Keep lookin, she's out there.