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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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By thetheatreguy - 26/02/2009 14:56 - Canada

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

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By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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Friendzone 2.0

By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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Tiaaa_16 24

Thursday 30 June 2016 18:27

I have to agree with your date it was rude of you to not tell your friend to leave.

shepardkinz 19

Thursday 30 June 2016 18:33

If you were on a date, then you should have told your friend that it was nice to see him, but you'd have to hang out with him at another time. It was rude of you to invite someone else along.

Comments

nanner6206 24

Friday 1 July 2016 8:20

HOW RUDE! Your date may have planned an expensive date or later take you to something exceptionally romantic. You allowed a tag-along and have no idea if you caused the date to waste money. It may have truly broken his heart if he'd been really working up to ask you out.

LiLBitx0 3

Friday 1 July 2016 8:24

if it wasn't a "date" then you wouldn't be wrong in this situation but since it was....yeah I'd have to agree on that being rude even if the friend was gay it's still rude.

anonymoususer070 17

Friday 1 July 2016 8:38

You couldn't say no to a friend joining you on a date? Obviously your date isn't going to take your feelings for him seriously and just shows that you'll probably let others crash future dates also. Kind of hard to get to know someone on that level if your friend is tagging along. More like **** your date's life, the guy you both consider to be your "friend"(who obviously isn't a good friend to either of you) crashes your date and wants to take you from him. Also, poor you two guys like you...must be hard being you.

jazalea8 16

Friday 1 July 2016 8:46

You should have said no. To make it up to your date, you should go on another date with him. Then make sure not to invited your "gay" friend. Make it clear he is not invited.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 1 July 2016 15:21

When I started reading this I really thought it was going to end with "My date texted my friend and now they're dating!"

mlustpdx 17

Friday 1 July 2016 16:29

when your on a date. you don't bring other people in it. your not worth anyone's time

amadmanwithabox 4

Sunday 3 July 2016 1:02

you should of kicked them away.. friend or not

andrmac 25

Sunday 3 July 2016 3:19

O M G it so sucks to be you... 2 guys like you and want to go out with you to the point that 1 of them crashed the others date. Seriously not your FML its really the other 2's.

katjohn11 6

Sunday 3 July 2016 5:41

How do you now know your friend isn't gay?

lilycups 11

Monday 4 July 2016 2:03

Why is everybody blaming OP if she mentioned that it was their friend? As in mutual friend. So her date was just as much at fault for not telling the friend to leave and has no right to be pissed at her.