By Jimii Liu - 11/03/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML
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MsMeiriona 2

Better than a rape whistle.

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miz_kamakazi 11

Bring treats next time to distract him.

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miss_booboo_8 0

Ha u f*cked that one up U selfish pig!how do u think ur child is gonna look at u when they find out what you did

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hateevryone 14

I would delete her number, if i were you.

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happilyever2012 6

Better than being tasered.

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JuuChan 3

This is a good thing. It's already telling you how the relationship is going to go. No second date!

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LostTragedy 7

I want a dog like that... xD But sucks to be you.

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JuuChan 3

I guess we all know who the alpha male is, eh? ;D

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MargieDrury 1

What a cute dog * op touches dog* the girl starts barking.

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kurololita 6

Who knows, scruffy just might have been trying to save you from an abusive relationship. Heed the warning, find someone new.

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badactor009 0

Why do you think she brought the dog along?

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bubo_fml 10

From the dog's perspective, you failed to assert your position in the pecking order. Next time, don't back down from the challenge & use behaviors that the dog will understand...However, I can't guarantee that you'll have a very successful date if you attempt to mount her pet...

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