By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 054
You deserved it 6 503

Same thing different taste

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Sickhands 0

Its not WHAT you say, but HOW you say it.

hallett3611 1

a human body can take up to 45 DEL (unit of pain) before it starts to become unbearable. The pain of a woman giving birth is around 57 DEL of pain, the equivalent feeling of fracturing 20 bones at once. A hard kick to the balls measures over 9000 DEL's, the equivalent pain of giving birth to 160 babies. a hard kick to the balls is over 157 times as painful. scientific fact. so tell your gf that and see what she says.

Where's Doc Bastard, when you need him?

NikkiMac89 2

I actually was not attacking your statements. I think this is a complex discussion that is certainly not going to be resolved on a site such as this, and I don't currently have the time necessary to adequately research and determine my stance. What I was commenting on was your continued need to throw the biology major thing around. As competitive as our programs may be, acceptance is far from a credential on its own. An achievement, yes, but not evidence of authority. Additionally, I obviously realize that any thorough pre-medical program is going to touch on aspects of neurology and physiology. What you said was your classes encompass these fields, and in that context the word actually means to include comprehensively. So again, it wasn't your meaning that I took issue with, but the improper delivery.

your girlfriend wasnt listening to you or she dumb.. no offense

Wow thats just brillient. 10 seconds of pain as opposed to 9 months. Hmmm I wonder which hurts more. Lol.

combatbunny 9

I just can't fathom how this arguement went so badly for you, OP....

Childbirth is only painful if something went wrong or if the woman expects it to be painful. OP deserves the kick.

76transam 0

Why did he deserve the kick? He was the one that said childbirth was more painful..... Oh i know what it was he said "yea childbirth is gonna hurt like hell" and she was like "no it aint" *kick

ToastedMuFFins 2
loveispain19 4

did she kick you before you said giving birth hurt more? either way though that was f'd up. for the record however, I will have to say that I have a kid and giving birth hurts WAYYYY more.