By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 054
You deserved it 6 503

Same thing different taste

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Well i guess its your turn... Induce labor! And if shes not pregnant its time to launch the campaign of pain and then induce labor!! And say this is sparta and i think you know what im gettin at... *cough kick cough cough*

Aww, are you ok? I'd never do that to my boyfriend, that's mean! And very painful. I feel bad for you... FYL

Getting kicked or even just hit in the nuts is actually more painfull

sugarbear0727 19

The only thing more painful to experience than giving birth is being burned alive. I talked to several doctors and nurses during my stay in the hospital before I had my son. I was curious about how painful it would be. I ended up doing a natural birth(not by choice), and even though my son was just under 5lbs, it hurt like hell. A lot of women who say they want another baby, say that because they don't feel the pain of giving birth simply because they got an epidural, which completely numbs the entire lower half of the body.

sugarbear0727 19

I guess a lot of people don't know that women tolerate pain way better than men. Lets say giving birth and getting kicked in the nuts is equal pain wise. Women would still handle it way better because we are naturally built to handle that pain, because otherwise how else would we procreate? Men are built, more or less, to handle small pains, anything large(ie: getting kicked in the nuts), brings them to their knees and they whine like a baby, simply because they aren't built to handle life and death pain. No male has ever died getting kicked in the nuts. Women die all the time during/after childbirth.

Getting kicked in the balls is more painful, after a few years a woman may say I want another kid, but no man has ever said I want another kick in the balls

That's because of the result....you know, the freaking child?

Whoever says being kicked in the balls hurts more is a ******* moron. Giving birth literally rips your ****** apart. Most women have to be sewn shut afterwards. So shut up about your baby balls and **** off.

I think she just wanted an excuse to do that xD FYL sorry OP but you kinda asked for it by getting into the conversation like that