Bahaha is your username from idiocracy?

I just have to say that there is SO much more to childbirth. There's the entire pregnancy - 9 months of different forms of terrible pain and/or sickness almost every day and night. You have to count the labor, which can be LONG or short depending on the pregnancy. I was in horrible labor with my boys for 40 hours and 30 hours, but I've heard of much longer (and some women are immune to the epidural). Each hour the pain getting worse and worse. But as soon as childbirth is over, we have the immediate responsibility of caring for the equivalent of a paralyzed, starving, drunk person with hardly any break for months on end - while healing from pregnancy, labor, and childbirth. What happens after a man gets kicked in the balls? Depending on how hard the kick was, he's in pain for a measure of time. From minutes to hours (not sure but has anyone felt it for days?). And then he's normal again. I'd say the woman's pain lasts longer, and IMO, long lasting pain is worse than a short (in comparison) burst of pain. OP, I'm not sure why your GF kicked you in the balls for saying childbirth hurt more! I have to say that is weird. Maybe she was trying to get you to agree with her? Some people HATE to be wrong. But good for you xD

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