By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
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RaidenEl 5

Lol yea elasticity makes a big difference..also it's not as tight as a keyhole and the babie is much thinner than a pumpkin...Altho I think birth would be more painfull

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Brawldud 2

I think you deserve it. It's impossible to win an argument with a woman. You simply can't.

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ThecomingofTan 9

You can if you Chloroform her and throw her in the trunk of your 1995 Nissan Maxima.

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SoultheWolf 19

You should've slapped her HARD. I would never kick my fiance in the nuts, its not acceptable in the least. If I ever did (unless on accident) I would allow him to slap me. Seriously there is no reason to kick a man in the balls unless he's trying to harm you.

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redreynard 14

Nuts to you. I solve arguments much the same way.

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bntilley 2

I have a friend that has passed 2 kidney stones, and has given birth, and she said the kidney stones are worse, but not by much. As far as ball vs birth, I've given birth, and it hurt like nothing else I've ever experienced, but there's a reason for that pain, and while no, I will never forget the pain, ever, I do want a 2nd child because my son was worth the pain. since you get nothing for being kicked in the balls, I think that is worse.

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r2t 7

Think you were going to kicked in the balls either way.

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cwest13 0

I just had a baby with no medication.. And it definetely hurts more!! The pain of being kicked in the balls will subside after a short while at least. Having a baby is hours of severe pain followed by weeks of a lesser but still, pain in just simple moving around.

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vballgirl811 0

Sounds like you need a new girlfriend!

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lovelife9 12

FACT: giving birth is the 2nd most painful thing. The first? Burning alive.

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Tdevonner 0

levels of pain are all opinion based...just cuz yiu write the word "fact" in caps followed by a colon doesnt make it a fact. And since when do biology majors know about pain anyway...my sister has a p.hd in it n it seems to be all about cells...

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sugarbear0727 19

I asked the doctors and nurses when I was in the hospital what childbirth was close to pain-wise. They told me the only thing more painful was being burned alive. Although I did it natural(not my choice), and my son was only 5lbs, it was still excruciatingly painful. I would go through it again though because only through that pain are you able to bring a life into this world. :)

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