By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
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HandsomeRatch 20

I never really understood why people keep comparing the pain of giving birth and the pain of getting your nuts kicked. You can't compare the two. Stop ******* debating which is worse, it's not like the other gender can feel the other kind of pain.

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Autistic_Slut 9

actually getting kicked in the nuts has been proven to have more pain than giving birth

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Michael_92 20

Idk i'm a dude but I would have to think giving birth hurts more. Not only are big things coming out of small places but the pain is for far longer.

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alfred07 18

She cared about the argument enough to kick you in the balls? I don't think you have a keeper there.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

I find it odd that she was saying getting kicked in the balls hurts more when she has no idea what it feels like to be kicked in the balls because... Yeah. Lol xD Sorry, OP. I imagine that doesn't feel too pleasant

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Yaruzu 3

Just imagine being kicked in the ovaries with nothing but a little skin protecting them.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

D: I'd rather not imagine that. That sounds ridiculously painful :(

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datgamerchick 14

79 - Oh, us women are VERY familiar with that sensation. We get it every month. They're called cramps.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

109 - That's what I was thinking too! Lol I just didn't want to say that because.. well, I've personally never experienced being kicked in the balls (obviously) so I didn't think I could really compare the cramps with it. But yeah, cramps feel horrible :(

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missamazinggg 12

Try squeezing a pumpkin through a key hole. There's your answer

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WearingHats 14

Except keyholes aren't elastic.

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missamazinggg 12

I was just trying to give an example. I couldn't think of something small and elastic

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BradleysMommie 0

Ouch that sucks!(: but honestly I think it's mutual getting kicked in the balls is probably the worst pain for a guy besides kidney stones :'( but as for us girls giving birth is by far the worst pain ever coming from experience!(:

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