Love: Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving...

By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

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By go snope yourself - 26/01/2013 21:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was debating which hurts more: child-birth or a kick to the testicles. Some guy spouted the old urban legend that a nut-kick is 9000 "dels", and giving birth is 57, so I proved that no such measurement of pain exists. His comeback was to sucker-punch me to the floor. FML

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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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Wakey Wakey!

By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML

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Broken equipment

By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 07:08 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML

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Battery

By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 05:00

Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML

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By you ripped them off ages ago - 17/08/2014 06:15 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

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By inpain - 20/11/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML

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Grimmerie 31

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:28

Impregnate her.

XxHoPPoxX 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:23

Balls to you

Comments

nicolangelo 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 20:22

******* sock that bitch in the mouth.

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 12 February 2012 20:44

Everyone is failing to factor in how much of a pain in the ass that kid will be for the next 18 years!

midpocket 6

Sunday 12 February 2012 20:47

Just to prevent that she has to go through the pain of giving birth, I like her style.

twilightluvr101 4

Sunday 12 February 2012 21:07

op ur username made me literally lol

ChelsiiBabee 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 21:10

Child birth is the second most painful thing to experience in this world, behind being burned alive.

sugarbear0727 19

Friday 16 August 2013 17:50

Exactly! I asked the doctors and nurses when I was in the hospital after my water broke. They all said being burned alive was the only thing more painful than childbirth.

rubyliu8420 7

Sunday 12 February 2012 21:18

Punch that bitch in the face!

Locoluis 15

Sunday 12 February 2012 21:34

YDI. That debate is stupid in the first place. 1. Qualia. Look it up. Everyone experiences sensations differently. Pain, for example. 2. Has any man ever died from a kick in the balls? Women still can die during childbirth, you know. 3. Who started that debate? If it was you, YDI for being a misogynist jerk. If it was her, for some reason she wanted an excuse to kick you in the balls anyways, and you should dump that psycho. No, wait. Dump her anyways. Whoever fault was this, it's only a symptom of something that you two should have realized already: IT'S OVER.