There's a reason why girls give birth because they can tolerate my pain while guys would die during the process so I'm pretty sure girls when this..

Time for: Make up sex, starring: Guy with bruised ballsack.

81 - even with an epidural it hurts. Because that wears off eventually.

Bitches be loco

well she obviously doesn't know that a straight kick to the nads will do some damage too

You only get the drugs at a certain point. You still have to endure contractions for a decent period of time.

Any woman that kicks you in the nuts deserves a punch in the face.

That's no joke, no woman should think they can just do that and get away with it. Female or not I would of gave that bitch a spartan kick across the living room. Just because you're a woman doesn't mean no one can hit you. I believe in equal opportunity so if you can hit me then you've just agreed to get hit back. Or you can do what the other guy said and knock her up then dump her and join the navy. You won't have to see her again and you won't have to worry about any hospital fees.

Sentence fragment, the* instead of my, win* instead of when, and making unusually stupid claims with no evidence*.

Take your own advice, 60