By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 054
You deserved it 6 503

Same thing different taste

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Actually getting kicked in the balls hurts more, giving birth is like breaking twenty bones at the same time but getting kick in the balls is like breaking three hundred bone simultaneously.

Tdevonner 0

Actually I think you could break just one bone ahem ....the beloved penile fracture

imdementedkid 0

Will she be able now to even get pregnant?

flufflybuttons 4

balls hurt more why bc we dont ask if we can do it again a year later

franwins0827 7

Passing kidney stones hurts more than giving birth. Ask any woman who has done both.

remz89 3

As someone who just recently gave birth, I would say birth only due to the fact that labour can be very long. I was blessed for. 3 hour labour but some ppl are in labour for over 24 hours. I also wasn't able to get any medicine so I went natural and my daughter tore me, so imagine ripping frm your crotch to ur butt hole and then getting stitches that makes you unable to walk for about a week. However I won't say getting kicked in the balls is a piece of cake, sorry op, hope u feel better

Getting kicked in the balls HAS to hurt more. After giving birth, women still want to have another kid, but who the hell wants to get kicked in the balls a second time???

Gondile 4

Giving birth does not hurt at all.... If you do it right. It's been shown now that every women has a special position they can be in to give birth, whether it is standing up or arching their body. Lawsuits and investigations are under way as the current position women use is THE MOST PAINFUL. Also: never push. It actually doesn't do anything good but instead can cause things such as vaginal tearing. So yeah, getting kicked in the balls hurts more.