By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 054
You deserved it 6 503

Same thing different taste

Comments

You mean today you lost the debate with your girlfriend

The answers easy their got to be a mom out there that had a sex change's kick her in the nuts/him and ask her what was more painful

pr1mo 0

I think she kicked him in the balls so she wouldn't have to give birth.

Whether she's right or wrong, she's right. Just agree with whatever she says if you want to be able to still have children in future times.

Inheritance 10

Haha just noticed I said when instead of win so unlike me..

bizarre_ftw 21

Suggest you two have a kid. Or, if you're not there in your relationship, that she becomes a surrogate mum, I'm pretty dang sure they get paid so you can twist it like "hey it doesn't hurt That bad, guys get kicked in the balls All the time and they're only out for a minute or two before they're fine again" etc... Watch, wait, enjoy. And hey, a little extra cash (or a kid, which ever you choose) Btw, don't forget to gloat in the delivery room

I always thought guys were total wusses when they got hit in the balls. But then again, I'm a girl, so I don't know. Still, I'm sure it hurts 10 times worse pushing a BABY out from between your legs than it does getting kicked in the balls. YDI for trying to tell her that having a baby is less painful.

He didn't tell her that... He said he thought having a baby would be more painful, not less! Did you read the whole thing?

yusaku02 20

@133: You must have ridden the short bus because you're retarded. Go read it again.

Ah... your girlfriend's a bit of a bitch. Doesn't sound like a good relationship if she would willingly cause you that much pain. o.0 A bit ****** up, actually x` Naturally speaking, giving birth wins by far; I'd be on your side. Still, I agree that some women find ways to make it less painful. This arguement does not warrant kicking of the balls. I wouldn't say, "BREAK UP WITH HER, BREAK UP WITH HER!" on this information alone, but keep on eye on that one, and her physical distance in relation to your balls. >_>

musicluvr2000 11

Lesson learned; woman are too awesome to debate with because they always win (: