Miscellaneous: Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my...

By jess - 30/04/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was in a quiet library when I noticed a buzzing sound. I ignored it, but it kept going. I looked around, but nobody else seemed to notice. After 5 minutes of searching, I realized the buzzing was coming from my backpack. My electric toothbrush had turned itself on and was rattling around. Everyone watched me pull out a vibrating bag. FML

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By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my vibrator rolled out of my bag so far down the table that I couldn’t catch it, and had to run round the table to grab it by leaning between two of my male coworkers. That vibrator lives under my bed, so the only way it could've got in my work bag would be my boyfriend pranking me. FML

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By Nochnoii - 07/10/2009 20:07 - Belgium

Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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By Nikse - 29/07/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2016 06:34

Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML

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By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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donkeybutts 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:29

you could have just showed them the toothbrush...not really fml

djse 8

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:31

I can almost hear this going down. No, you guys! It's my toothbrush! I have a dentist appointment...YOU GUYS ARE JERKS! *cry* #2 - All pulling out the toothbrush (no pun intended) woulda done is help start the rumor that Jess masturbates with her toothbrush between classes. Kids are assholes.

Comments

mobius8 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:50

How does you tooth brush just turn on? And yeah, like everyone else said. You could have just showed them your toothbrush and that would've been the end of that.

tibbydibby 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:52

Oooooo, well you got to keep your teeth clean somehow...

Loe_307 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:54

Ahhh yes, I remember 7th grade. Hahaha. Kids. #10 LOL love it.

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:56

Jess = girl? or Jess = guy? Please be a guy. That would make it THAT much better.

ImTheAlpha 30

Wednesday 7 March 2012 19:11

It's a girl, but if it was a guy, THAT'D BE FREAKING AWESOME! xD

ammali 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 20:06

#5, I keep thinking the same thing--all the good ones never make it, but BS like this does...

armybarbie 1

Thursday 30 April 2009 20:24

get over it.

emmaleeislamee 0

Monday 16 August 2010 23:02

Get your roots touched up.

tsunamisurfer08 3

Thursday 30 April 2009 20:34

lol@15 But yeah, that's not THAT bad.

firstrule 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 20:36

Next time, they usually have toothbrushes you can use at the dentist's. Just a tip...

patray_angel 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:11

Ok, so initially that would be embarassing, it is a quick fix since all you would have to do is show it to them. You would have had to take it out to turn the thing off anyway.

aztec37 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:37

#4 is right. a lot of time explaining doesn't do anything. People will just make fun of you for no reason. because they are assholes and think it is funny.