Miscellaneous: Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss... - FML

By geez_wth - 06/05/2012 11:54 - United States - Hanford

Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML

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kissandcontrol01 20

Tuesday 8 May 2012 5:24

This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????

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HooHooHa 6

Sunday 6 May 2012 19:37

At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man

airforce987 20

Sunday 6 May 2012 19:29

Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.

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RedCrow 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 20:25

How old are you? 30? I stopped doin that when I was 20! Gosh!

WhyMe9516 15

Wednesday 6 June 2012 9:02

It happened to me too. Kind of. In my dream I went to the toilet and as soon as I started to pee in my dream, I woke up, finding to really be peeing, in my bed. Luckily my 'lower muscles' are quite strong so I immediately got myself to stop peeing as soon as I woke up. My bed was kind of wet though. I'm 16 years old, but these things can happen to anyone. So no shame! :)

ManBroSkiGirl 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:32

I find it awesome! only happened twice though.

lanken84 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:17

Wait so did you wake up on the toilet? Ohhh never mind.

My_Life24 22

Wednesday 9 January 2013 23:58

Dude, that sucks. I hope it only happened once, though.

xmaan667 15

Friday 11 April 2014 3:57

That happened to me before, except my dream piss was so forceful it made me jerk backwards. I had on white underwear, and I had to use Lysol to get the piss smell out.

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