By geez_wth - 06/05/2012 11:54 - United States - Hanford

Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
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kissandcontrol01 20

This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????

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HooHooHa 6

At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man

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airforce987 20

Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.

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Comments

nado13579 12

Noor, you are officially my favourite commenter.

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FatTony2010 4

I have suffered the same before so you are not alone!

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nado13579 12

60- Yeah!! And belated May the 4th (Be With You)!

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fmlswag 11

It's actually been proven that if you dream that you are so called "peeing" you actually will.. Hopefully you were alone when that happened...

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dennise10 2

No worry it happens to everyone at least once in there lifetime (:

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RandomChickXD 0

it's okay, it happens to the best of us

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AmysLoveLikeWOE 4

When you pee in dreams you pee for real.

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PoppaSoda 5

Haha so funny. Love the movie reference.

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schizo_teddybear 8

I've actually had plenty of dreams where I'm using the pot(ty) but I haven't wet my bed just yet. All the same it's probably best you keep mattress liners on the bed.

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Kelsarella 1

That used to happen to me all the time when I was a kid; don't worry OP, it gets better.

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