By geez_wth - 06/05/2012 11:54 - United States - Hanford

Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
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kissandcontrol01 tells us more.

kissandcontrol01 20

This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????

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HooHooHa 6

At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man

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airforce987 20

Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.

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ashtonlm 3

How partially?? Lol

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DiceLover 7

No worries, OP. My little 10 year-old brother still wets the bed once a week; he'll do the same as you one day. YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!!

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DiceLover 7

Sorry I've always wanted to do this... #40!!! What does the scouter say??!!

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kissandcontrol01 20

This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????

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halfawannabe 14

I've been there my friend. I've been there.

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LilSideTwerk 0

i know which part wasnt true ????????

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BloodFaerie 21

Hahaha! I've had this happen to me, too! Dreaming about using bathroom and unfortunately wake up to find you did it for real...

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WhatIsLuck 6

Haha, this almost happened to me once, but I woke up as soon as it started xD Good thing I was wearing a pad, too!

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FalconWhitaker 20

It was probably the pill. After all, the thing that holds your bladder shut? A muscle. So if it's relaxed, you go whenever your bladder says enough rather than when you say so. So at least it's not likely to be a severe problem with you...?

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