By geez_wth - 06/05/2012 11:54 - United States - Hanford

Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
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kissandcontrol01 20

This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????

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HooHooHa 6

At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man

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airforce987 20

Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.

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Hyman_Hunter 0

Been there, but I dreamt I was at a urinal. Sucks.

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sammyscrazza 6

Never piss in a dream. Try to control it or it will actually happen

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linarahmany 6

I've had that dream before it sucked and it was like I was outside of my body floating above myself trippy

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kkillaj 5

I used to piss the bed but then I grew the **** up.

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Kill_Kayt 5

I have that dream all the time. Fortunately for me it is never more than a dream.

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hunnnaay 7

thats ******* hilarious

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BlackHarry 0

I feel your pain...

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SkoomaKi 27

Adult diapers FTW! Consult a doctor, it shouldn't be that hard to get you properly working again.

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ademisagenuis 0

U were on the toilet

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Bass_Killer69 1

I'm so lucky I taught myself to lucid dream and therefore this kind of thing never happens to me....

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